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Published Saturday, May 28, 2005 by Nathaniel R. Gnau. 
More sad news, Only not local. An Australian named Shapelle Corby, was sentenced to 20 years, For allegedly importing Marijuana to Bali, Indonesia. She's obviously innocent. Her Family is planning on an appeal, But the future looks bleek for Shapelle. Maximum sentence for such a crime, In Indonesia, is Death. In an Indonesian prison, She's not that far from it. To be perfectly honest, I personally think that The Australian Army should invade Indonesia, Solely on the premise that they OBVIOUSLY are wrong, and should pay for their "mistake". If she's lucky, her family's appeal will get her out, but I don't see that happening. The shame is she's really pretty.
Bye!
Nate
HEAT RISES! That's all I'm gonna say.
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Published Tuesday, May 24, 2005 by Nathaniel R. Gnau. 
Heeeeey, How's it goin folks. Why do TV Producers think the normal American Public, REALLY want to see morons on the tube giving morons from the public makeovers? BECAUSE WE DON'T LOOK GOOD ENOUGH BEING INDIVIDUALS, THAT'S WHY! Or that's what they want us to think. And they're the ones that really need makeovers! Oh, And if I hear or see one more thing about fad diets like Fat-Kins or West Coast Diet, (pun), I'm GOING ON A RAMPAGE! Morons! Idiots! Fruits! Oh, And Jared Sucks. Starbucks Sucks. GIVE ME NORMALCY, OR GIVE ME A BB GUN FOR ALL THOSE FREAKS! YA KNOW WHY? BECAUSE BB GUNS STING, AND THAT REPEATED (ie: 1 shot every 5 seconds)OVER TIME, TORTURES PEOPLE. REAL GUNS PUT THEM OUT OF THEIR "MISERY". Bye!
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Published Monday, May 23, 2005 by Nathaniel R. Gnau. 
Well, It's monday, Some sad news today. But Yesterday night, A Homecoming Queen was killed in a car accident, and her King is in critical condition in a local hospital, Just hours after graduation. I'm not sure how it happened, But I think it was because of a drunk driver. I am never touching alcohol now. That's just wrong. On the other hand some good news. A local cop, who lost his legs on duty last October, Actually threw the FIRST PITCH AT A CARDINALS GAME TODAY. Standing up too, because of $70,000 Prosthetic legs. All the proceeds from the sales of terrace reserved seats went to pay his med bills. Outstanding. The kicker is he was actually injured outside Busch Stadium. Well, That's all I have now. Bye!
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Published Sunday, May 22, 2005 by Nathaniel R. Gnau. 
Well, It's Sunday, and I'm Tired. It's only 3:00 PM. My Sister went to a wedding on Friday, and She's coming back today. We don't Get along very well. I call her Chick, She calls me Dumbass. It's Better than some names I've been called, Though. She's 2 years younger than me, I'm 17, Do the math. Not much new, So I'm gonna go swimming at our lake. Bye!