I just witnessed something that was so unbelievably retarded, That it bears repeating. My parents, Just got into a fight, That was 7 1/2 minutes long, And over $4.50 of SLICED TURKEY BREAST! And neither one wants to accept their end of the responsibility of the actions, Then my mom did something that was absolutely retarded, When I asked why they were fighting... *like a toddler, mind you* "he started it!" My Jaw almost disconnected from my head. OMG, I shouted, "You two are retarded, Now grow up." They both shut up, And End of story. It pisses me off, That I'm 18 years old, Never had a g/f, or married, And I'm giving two forty-somethings f***ing marital advice.