I am still single. Can anyone tell me why? I'm 18, I've got a car, I'm a sensitive person, I'm not attached to my mother's umbilical cord, I'm not overbearing(so I've been told), I DO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS, AND WHAT IT MEANS, And truth be told, I don't look THAT bad... I've got a few on me. I know this. But what the hell? Must I know girls that are cool, But not interested in a person that won't hit them, or curse at them, And will look above their chest?

Ladies, This is me:

I'm 18, I'm 6'4" 260LBS(dropping)I've got really long hair, I've got a job, I've got a car, I've got a phone, I've got a brain, I'm not wrapped up in the idea of getting down your pants the first night, (or the night after, or the night after that, either.) As a matter of fact, I think sex is best saved for marriage. I'm not a prude. I just believe a lot of problems can be solved by saving it, And keepin' 'em closed.

I'm being honest: The first thing I notice about a girl, Is her eyes. Then the rest of her face. I'll be perfectly honest here. MY EYES NEVER VENTURE BELOW THE NECK WHEN I FIRST MEET YOU. I'm sorry that you all think that's a bunch of bull, Just because the other 3/4 of guys does. Some are just like that. BUT DON'T CAST DOUBT ON THE REST OF US!!!!!!!

I'm sick of being single. I've been single my whole life. It's time for a change. Who wants to be the first? And possibly last?