This is really corny, Because I am putting a Personal Ad, On my OWN SITE.

Ladies! SWM, VERY loyal, Trustworthy, 17 year old man is up for grabs! Infact, Always has been! Never had a girlfriend(of any type), And have been lonely, For the past 5 years. Please comment if interested...

I did, Then I found myself up at 5:20, Cuz MY stepdad hit a deer, on his way to work. I had to field dress it. At 9:00 in the morning. Ugh.