I am still single. Can anyone tell me why? I'm 18, I've got a car, I'm a sensitive person, I'm not attached to my mother's umbilical cord, I'm not overbearing(so I've been told), I DO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS, AND WHAT IT MEANS, And truth be told, I don't look THAT bad... I've got a few on me. I know this. But what the hell? Must I know girls that are cool, But not interested in a person that won't hit them, or curse at them, And will look above their chest?

Ladies, This is me:

I'm 18, I'm 6'4" 260LBS(dropping)I've got really long hair, I've got a job, I've got a car, I've got a phone, I've got a brain, I'm not wrapped up in the idea of getting down your pants the first night, (or the night after, or the night after that, either.) As a matter of fact, I think sex is best saved for marriage. I'm not a prude. I just believe a lot of problems can be solved by saving it, And keepin' 'em closed.

I'm being honest: The first thing I notice about a girl, Is her eyes. Then the rest of her face. I'll be perfectly honest here. MY EYES NEVER VENTURE BELOW THE NECK WHEN I FIRST MEET YOU. I'm sorry that you all think that's a bunch of bull, Just because the other 3/4 of guys does. Some are just like that. BUT DON'T CAST DOUBT ON THE REST OF US!!!!!!!

I'm sick of being single. I've been single my whole life. It's time for a change. Who wants to be the first? And possibly last?

I just witnessed something that was so unbelievably retarded, That it bears repeating. My parents, Just got into a fight, That was 7 1/2 minutes long, And over $4.50 of SLICED TURKEY BREAST! And neither one wants to accept their end of the responsibility of the actions, Then my mom did something that was absolutely retarded, When I asked why they were fighting... *like a toddler, mind you* "he started it!" My Jaw almost disconnected from my head. OMG, I shouted, "You two are retarded, Now grow up." They both shut up, And End of story. It pisses me off, That I'm 18 years old, Never had a g/f, or married, And I'm giving two forty-somethings f***ing marital advice.

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This is a poem written by a Guy by the name of Lucas McCallister. He wrote it a day ago, For some friends of his, And I thought it was really touching.


"It'll All be Okay"
Written July 10/11 2006

These Last 2 years
Brought forth all my Fears
I fought them back
And, Hell, I won

How Things have Changed
Now it feels like
I'm in the Right Time and Place...

When I Met your Brother
a long lost friend
And you and I we chatted till the night was spent
(It'll all be okay)

When you Told me your secrets
As we looked over the Bay
And I said "Little Sister, You'll have better days"
(It'll all be okay)

When we Drove in your car
you played me a song
And the Music gave me a sense of Home
(It'll all be okay)

When you Prayed over my cross
I prayed over yours
And when we traded them back I knew I was blessed
(It'll all be okay)

When I was ready to Leave
you hugged me tight

And said "Man you are the smartest guy I've met"
(It'll all be okay)

You bound my wounds
You healed my scars
You picked me up, I know you won't Let Me Down

I walked the Circle
At the fire, I told you my story
After walking through Hell and Back, If there is one thing you can
learn from me
It'll all be okay

I'll bind your wounds
I'll pick you up, and I'll try not to Let You Down

But I don't want to be... :(